Normally I wouldn’t be writing about something as trivial as Miley Cyrus breaking off her engagement with Liam Hemsworth but unfortunately Idol is currently incapacitated and she instructed me to cover any Miley news if she was unable do so. Well, I am a man of my word.
But honestly, is this actually news? Even I saw this coming and you couldn’t find a person on Earth who has less interest in anything involving Miley Cyrus. Yes, Miley’s father wrote a terrific song, but that still doesn’t excuse the fact that she’s a hussy who needs to keep her clothes her on. Sorry, it needed to be said.
Hopefully Idol will recover from her ailment soon so I can devote my time writing about more pressing issues like who will replace Ben Bernake as chairman of the Federal Reserve? My money’s on Janet Yellen!
Now she’s a role model we can all look up to, am I right?
Do you agree with Intern 2 about whether Miley’s breakup is news? Do you also agree with Intern 2 about whether Janet Yellen will be the new Fed chair? Let him know know in the comments below.