Hold the phones. Stop the presses. Do they still have presses? Well STOP THEM.

Lady Gaga has debuted the new music video for her latest single “Applause” and it is A-M-A-Z-I-N-G. After watching this video, I’ve decided to start spelling out everything I want in the office today loudly for fun.

Anyways, if you ever wondered what this pop star would look like as a creepy ballerina/Black Swan/Helena Bonham Carter impersonator/wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tubeman/scaley peacock/mermaid, YOU ARE IN LUCK. Watch the video below and embrace your little monster!