Hey everyone, Straight Edge here! As I’m sure you’re aware there’s a lot going on in my life right now, but I wanted to take the time to address an issue that’s been really bugging me: EggGate!

First of all, throwing eggs is definitely not cool. That’s an unborn chicken baby whose life is being taken in vain. According to reports, Justin Bieber threw at least 20 eggs at his neighbor’s house and I mourn for them all.

Thankfully the police took action and raided Bieber’s house this morning to get to the bottom of this atrocity. But it turned out something even worse was going on inside Casa Bieber.

According to reports, police discovered cocaine “in plain view” which belonged to Bieber pal and houseguest Lil Za, whose real name is Xavier Smith.

I absolutely hate drugs. In fact, I like to live by this simple motto:

For the record, officials made it to clear that Bieber was “not connected” to the cocaine, which I’m glad to hear. But if he is connected to the horrible egging, it will be difficult to forgive him.

Should Justin Bieber stop hanging out with Lil Za? Let us know in the comments below!