Oh, Miley. Miley, Miley, Miley! So predictable yet so not. We all knew that the former Ms. Hannah Montana would dress as a slutty something for Halloween. But slutty ’90s rapper? I have to admit, I didn’t see that one coming.
Yep, Miley decided to channel The Notorious B.I.G.’s much smaller ex, Lil’ Kim, donning her infamous outfit from the 1999 MTV Video Music Awards.
Very clever, Miley!
Lil’ Kim thought so too, offering her blessing for Miley’s costume on Twitter.
Miley wasn’t the only celebrity to celebrate a hip hop fan of pasties. Ellen DeGeneres appeared on her show dressed as frequent chest exposer Nicki Minaj.
Thankfully, Ellen decided to keep her girls under wraps. She also wisely avoided the blackface route (I’m looking at you Julianne Hough!) and pulled off her Minaj look surprisingly well.
Of course, neither Miley or Ellen can match my Halloween costume: a woman scorned by a little b–called karma. Trust me, I’ve scared plenty of little kids with my frightening casts. This has certainly been one of the most memorable Halloweens for yours truly, but unfortunately it’s for all the wrong reasons.
But don’t worry about me. I shall persevere!
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