METAL


Greetings, knuckleheads! It’s me, the awesome and powerfully metal……Metal!!!!! Huzzah!!!! I’m head of production at MyMusic, which basically means I’m pretty important for all the videos that make you guys go “ooh” “ahh” or “gnarly.” Things I enjoy include dragons, ranting, blood, swords, bloody sword wielding dragons (woah), and bundt cake.  

You wouldn’t believe it, but I’m also a family man! I know, right?! I have a wife, Tina, a rambunctious daughter, Rayna, and they occasionally (ok maybe more) get on my nerves, but I still love them. Ugh. How did this get so sappy so quick. Keep coming back to the website where you’ll see my articles on MetalTown, Vikings, and many other things that’ll keep you on the edge of your seat or whatever you’re sitting in.

METAL‘S POSTS
MyMusician Spotlight: GNARLY MUSIC TO THE MAX!
Welcome back, knuckleheads! No, don't be confused by the article picture. I'm not covering a dog in today's MyMusician Spotlight. Rather, I'll be talking about the owner of that dog,…
MYMUSICIAN SPOTLIGHT: THE MANNY TAKEOVER!
What's up, knuckleheads! That's right, your friendly neighborhood Metal is taking over the MyMusician  Spotlight today!!! Huzzah!!!! YEAH!!! My choice, my article!! Well, actually my kid chose today's MyMusician Spotlight…
Mötley Crüe Is Never Ever Getting Back Together!
My war on glam metal is actually working! Yesterday mascara and aqua net addicts Mötley Crüe announced that when the band's next tour is over, they'll be going on a permanent…
JARS OF VOMIT – Demon Diaper
A post-apocalyptic world brought about by a diaper? That's right, Jars of Vomit's newest music video is that brutal!
Hear Them Now: Diarrhea Planet
As the leader singer of Jars of Vomit, it's hard not to feel a brotherly connection to Nashville sextet Diarrhea Planet. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're not a metal band. But…
Jars of Vomit’s New Music Video THROAT PUNCH!!!
Hey Knuckleheads check out Jars of Vomit's newest music video Throat Punch! Vikings, blood, battle and METAL!!!
PREPARE TO HAVE A PIZZA NIGHTMARE…
A few weeks back, everyone's favorite kid to abandon, Macaulay Culkin, announced he had started a band called Pizza Underground, which covered Velvet Underground songs, but with a twist. A…
Judas Priest Headbang On ‘The Simpsons’!!!
I've always been a fan of "The Simpsons." Even though cartoons are usually for nerds (and no I don't have a problem with nerds, I'm just not one!) I definitely…
Iron Maiden Rewards Online Pirates
Pirates are pretty awesome. Right under Vikings, they are some of the coolest people ever. However, I'm not a huge fan of online pirates. Yup, the ones that steal music.…
Another Rapper Sticks It to the Man!
Surprise! It's not Kanye West news. HAH! You know because you thought it would be him because he's always stirring up some trouble.Gotcha stupids..........ANYWAYS, the rapper who I'm actually talking…