Great so looks like Idol just gave me the Intern 2 treatment and forced me to write a breaking news article on news that should be broken. Literally. I want to take this news, throw it on the ground, and stomp on it until it breaks. I guess I have no choice now though so I’ll dive into this as professional as possible.

BRITNEY SPEARS SUCKS! MILEY CYRUS SUCKS! On Britney Spears’s official website there is a little countdown to apparently a huge announcement. Various Las Vegas area hotels were invited to come play a part in “the biggest announcement in Las Vegas Entertainment History.” Yeah. Right. The date in which the announcement was sent out to the hotels was the same date counting down on her official website, September 17th.

Rumor says that she’ll be officially announcing her upcoming duet between her and another person I don’t care about, Miley Cyrus. The collaboration has been called “epic.” Yeah. Epic, if you think sticking a carrot in your ear is epic. I can’t believe I actually wrote this much about Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus. I’m so ashamed with myself. Well, if you’re a Britney fan, I’m so sorry, this is some very exciting news. As for me, I’m ready for lunch. Pot roast, anyone?