Country’s Pick: Beyoncé (2013)

What could make a Super Bowl appearance from Queen Bey even better? How about a Destiny Child’s reunion! I didn’t think I could handle it.

Metal’s Pick: Janet Jackson (2004)

BOOB!

Indie’s Pick: Up With People (1982)

Up With People, whatever that is, was so awful they were amazing, unlike Bruno Mars who will be just plain awful.

Scene’s Pick: KISS (1999)

I wonder if the cat drummer will be playing in the Kitten Bowl???

Nerdcore: Indiana Jones (1995)

Yes, this actually happened!

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