A recent pair of tweets from Chris Brown’s official Twitter suggested that the R&B singer would be retiring from music after his next album.

“Don’t worry mainstream America. After this X album, it’ll probably be my last album. … Being famous is amazing when it’s for ur music and talent. I’m tired of being famous for a mistake I made when i was 18. I’m cool & over”

I know, Teresa. I know. I can’t believe it either.

OMG! WHAT? Even though “Forever” got me through a very dark period in my life after my break up with Chip the Delivery Guy………and Intern 2………..and Cameraman, that does not excuse Chris from leaving music so early!

The happiest retirement photo of all time.

I know the feeling of the spotlight being shone on you too bright can be a negative, outside of the amazing tan, but you’ve gotta pull up your bootstraps and keep moving forward. You think I stop blogging because one day I may have one too many split ends? No way Jose!